Marvel’s Eternals is an attention cookie for the woke. A made to order movie for the hash tag heroes and Twitter video vigilantes. It is a sad, tragic tale of too much information in too little time with a horrible cast of co-stars with tv personalities and CGI emotions. This is the MCU’s first majors failure and box office poison.

The Eternals is out! I have too much to say about this film. It is currently the lowest MCU film in marvel history. I go over plenty of spoilers, discussing all the issues with the film and charting the course ahead for marvel.